Are you fucking kidding me omg
*sad looking because there is a cat ignoring me*
*great now thERE ARE TWO CATS IGNORING ME*
"who wears the pants in the relationship?"
no one. this is a strictly maid outfit only relationship.
A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.
Also drunk people
"you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"